Never was anything so gallant, so well outfitted, so brilliant, and so finely disposed as the two armies. The trumpets, fifes, reeds, drums, and cannon made such harmony as never was heard in Hell.
With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in
the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to
finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation’s wounds, to
care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widowand his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just
and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.
After dinner, they came and took into custody Doctor Pangloss
and his pupil Candide, the one for speaking his mind and the
other for appearing to approve what he heard. They wereconducted to separate apartments, which were extremely cool
and where they were never bothered by the sun.
During the time I have voyaged on this ship, I have avoided the
cabin; rather, I have remained on deck, battered by wind and
rain, but able to see moonlight on the water. I do not wish to go
below decks now.
He had been wrestling with lethargy for days, and every time
that he thought that he was close to victory, his adversary
escaped his hold.
Our left fielder couldn’t hit the floor if he fell out of bed! After
striking out twice (once with the bases loaded!), he grounded
into a double-play. My grandmother runs faster than he does! In
the eighth inning, he misjudged a routine fly ball, which
brought in the winning run. What a jerk! Why didn’t the clubtrade him last week when it was still possible? What’s wrong
with you guys?